OHMNIVERSE

Crazy how when you are a child the golden arches are a sign of happiness. Those greasy cheeseburgers and McNuggets are a staple. It doesn’t take much to make you happy. Life is Good! Life is Simple! A happy meal and a smile is all you need. The guys at McDonald’s new what they were doing. It is like Ronald is the Christ of our generation. The Golden arches can be a reference to the Golden Arch of the Covenant if you think about it.

From his immaculate conception we find Ronald in a Manger in Bethelehem.

He is glorified like a god in the minds of children, I even found a close resemblance to Europa and the Bull.

I really don’t know what they were thinking in this picture but I understand the message.

Jesus and Ronald are symbols of the hanged man.

Just like Jesus trials of dedication in the Garden of Gethesamane, Ronald’s faith is tested. Should he be a martyr for a nation of fat kids getting high on cholesterol, does he have the dedication.

Just like Jesus, Ronald is persecuted and forsaken by his friends (it was probably the hamburglar, what a Judas he is) I call this one “The Beat Down of Christ”.

He is placed on a cross in display of his crimes. I thought it would be fitting to put him along side the Other “King” and that Judas and thief the Hamburglar.

He is shown as the Lite and the Way. His death on the crucifix. Notice the eerie smile on Ronald’s face.

And now along with your bobble head Jesus, you can display your faith on your dashboard with the icon that will get you into the “McPlayplace” in the sky.

You can also find a map through the holylands, and also to Mcdonald Land.